The month after christmas poem

'Tis the Month After Christmas. “New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell.

Funny poem: “’Twas the Day after Christmas” December 27, 2009 by richardlfloyd This piece of seasonal light verse comes from the keyboard of Janet Batchler, the creative gal behind the now famous Church History in Four Minutes video. This" Twas the Night AFTER Christmas Poem" is one I've written in honor of the shopping" maul. " If we don't laugh at ourselves, we'll cry! Enjoy the holidays. Here are some funny Christmas poems.

Enjoy the laugh! Twas The Month After Christmas Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing would Dec 14, 2015. 'Twas the night after Christmas, and all through the house.

Not a creature was stirring—excepting a mouse. The stockings were flung in haste. It's one day after Christmas I'm crabby and I'm broke.

I'm so full of ham and fruitcake I think I'm gonna croak. It's nice to see the relatives I wonder when they'll leave. HumorMatterstm. New Year's Humor. Twas the Month after Christmas The following was shared by surfer Cathy W.

'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house, Anyone feeling the need to diet and “detox” after Christmas may find this poem inspiring! ‘Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house, Twas the Month After Christmas, Twas the Month After Christmas Twas the month after Christmas, and the bills were now due.

Everyday more and more, my anxiety grew. Here's a free 'Twas the Month After Christmas' poem that's hysterical and a fun week after Christmas poem. Print Free File: 'Twas The Month After Christmas' (Di. Jan 8, 2013. After doing some research, I decided I wanted to write a poem in the style of A Visit.

'Twas the month of December and all through the land, Dr. Ray Powell shares" Twas the Month After Christmas, " an amusing dieters version of the classic" 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

" To everyone who has bee. This" Twas the Night AFTER Christmas Poem" is one I've written in honor of the shopping" maul. " If we don't laugh at ourselves, we'll cry! Enjoy the holidays. Our Christmas poems are great for family, friends and holiday gatherings. Poems about Christmas for Family and Friends. National Poetry Month; Here is a funny poem I found! Enjoy everyone! Twas The Month After Christmas Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing.

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~*~ The Month After Christmas Diet Poem ~*~ Author Unknown 'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. I think we are all probably guilty of overspending during the holiday season. This poem may be a bit extreme but you get the message! Twas the Month After. Twas the month after Christmas, and the bills were now due.

Everyday more and more, my anxiety grew. As I pulled back the sheets and turned down my bed, The thought of the money I'd spent, raced through my head.

I had maxed out my credit cards, and spent all my cash. Everything was depleted. Dec 12, 2011 · Here is a funny poem I found! Enjoy everyone! Twas The Month After Christmas Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house Nothing. 'Twas the month before Christmas *Twas the month before Christmas* *When all through our land, *.

Ahh, this poem knocked 'White Christmas' out of my head. The holiday poem" A Visit from St. Nicholas, " better known as" The Night Before Christmas, " has delighted children and adults alike for years—and so have some very funny parodies. These comedic riffs on the Christmas classic will have you laughing like Santa Claus. The original version of" A Visit. 'Twas The Month After Christmas (Dieting). A System Support Christmas Poem; Christmas On The Enterprise;.

'Twas The Day After Christmas Twas the day after. ~*~ The Month After Christmas Diet Poem ~*~ Author Unknown 'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.



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